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Watchful eyes Walking into my room I see the bodies. Hundreds of body parts strewn across the floor. Faces, those that are intact enough to discern any sort of emotion, are frozen to forever brandish the agony and fear carved into their features. The blood has seeped into the carpet, making wet, bubbling sounds and splattering onto my formerly white shoes as I walk. The variety of the bodies’ size, shape, gender, and ethnicity made it seem as if there were no pattern as to how they were chosen or how they were killed, and I notice only one solitary thing that ties them all together; their eyes, all of them are missing. Wondering what exactly happened Watchful eyes
in Horror on 3/18/05
stuff-ish-type-thingsMooses are spiffy!! Look!! *gasp!* there’s one now!!  
 
 Teacup, the mini cheese monster, wants to kiss your purple feet so he can eat the  golden eggs that that one goose laid in that one story at that one place that one time. Muahahahahahaha! You are a skilled ninja but my super-duper bubble-o-matic! shall beat you to a sausage!! My tissue box wants ice cream but I told it we cant have any because I lost my crocodile. Poor poor little bush. It wants to be a break dancer when it grows up but sadly….it lost its legs in a tragic butterfly stampede. *le sigh* my fingers like to eat the pencil led that comes out of my eyes but I stuff-ish-type-things
in Humor on 3/4/05
everlasting sleepDeath is nothing if not an eternal sleep; an eternal nightmare from which you cannot awaken. Forever to be trapped in an oblivion not comprehensible by the feeble human mind, forcing madness and never granting peace. everlasting sleep
in General Fiction on 2/25/05
my blue eyes
in Spontaneous Portraits on 1/4/05
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Joker - Game Over
by *DinchtGirlie
All Alone In This WorldThe words they say are empty hollow sounds  The things they do are cruel and mean actions  Why do I not notice the good?  Have I blocked them all out  Have I been so blind?   
I sit and wait for life to follow suit  Of a happy merry time  That once was  But Never will be again   
The walls have gone so high  The ladder out falls so short  Why can't I escape?  I need to so bad, but I can't   
Nobody is here to help me out  I can only depend on myself  It's what I've done for so long  And it's not about to change for me   
The safety light h All Alone In This World
by ~provokingdeath
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Journal Entry: Thu Jun 23, 2005, 1:24 PM
i have no idea what the point of this is. ive probably only used a header twice in my life...maybe.

this is fun. i got this one week free thingy for DA subscription. its fun, i think i said that already but thats not the point. woot! i so graduated from high school! i love summer vacation ^^ even though its been boring so far

meow!

go footers!
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  • Mood: bouncy
  • Listening to: something by C.O.B.
  • Reading: Orphan Star

Devious Information

  • Current Age: older than some, younger than others
  • Current Residence: So. Cal.
  • Interests: reading, procrastinating, spacing out, listening to music
  • Favourite movie: POTC, Finding Nemo, SAW
  • Favourite band or musician: Korn, MSI, Cold, Finch, Thrice, Atomship
  • Favourite genre of music: whatever i feel like
  • Favourite artist: Amy Brown, Johnen Vasquez
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King, Laurell K Hamilton
  • Operating System: XP
  • Shell of choice: duck
  • Wallpaper of choice: wouldnt you like to know....
  • Skin of choice: penguins!!
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Zim, Gir, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
  • Personal Quote: im a moose
  • Tools of the Trade: brain, paper, pen

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~OkamiHanyou:iconOkamiHanyou: May 1, 2007, 12:15:42 AM
:love: :hug: :glomp:

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I am an empty vessel whose heart has been stolen away...A spirit that goes on even as its body fades from existence---for you see, Nobodies do not truly exist at all
~OkamiHanyou:iconOkamiHanyou: Apr 23, 2007, 1:01:33 PM
Cool u get a cookie for guessing right!!!!!!
:cookie:

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sI am an empty vessel whose heart has been stolen away...A spirit that goes on even as its body fades from existence---for you see, Nobodies do not truly exist at all.
~OkamiHanyou:iconOkamiHanyou: Mar 10, 2007, 11:55:27 PM
OBSSESSIVE SQUEAKY HEATHER NUT CHEERIO SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'member me? i want you to guess!!!!!
~dvs-00:icondvs-00: May 12, 2006, 6:38:26 AM
thanks for the fav!

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*DinchtGirlie:iconDinchtGirlie: Sep 14, 2005, 5:02:33 PM
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Send to 10 of your friends to show
them how much luv u have for them. If u get this back it means u r luved 2x as much

=D :heart:

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:heart: + :peace:
~provokingdeath:iconprovokingdeath: Jul 17, 2005, 3:53:55 PM
:poke: are you alive on here? MEEEEEEEEEEP!!

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Experiencing Life-Long Technical Difficulties.
*DinchtGirlie:iconDinchtGirlie: Jul 12, 2005, 10:42:08 PM
belated thank you for the fav on my joker elf dude~ :glomp: :heart:

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~dyslexicmoose:icondyslexicmoose: Mar 27, 2005, 12:02:07 PM
okey dokey ^^

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non credo nell'amore
~AdiEtAmo:iconAdiEtAmo: Mar 26, 2005, 10:35:27 PM
BTW you need to make me a stars page tee hee in Red... aaww come on you know you want to ^_^

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"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
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~AdiEtAmo:iconAdiEtAmo: Mar 26, 2005, 10:30:31 PM
pft who would want your brain... JK OOHHH I was thinking of putting that pick of you from bowling in my scraps hehehe :P

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"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
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~dyslexicmoose:icondyslexicmoose: Mar 12, 2005, 1:26:02 PM
yeah no kiddin. i am a squirrel. a moose, a penguin and a squirrel.....thought you might like to know that. so whats up with you

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non credo nell'amore
!bloody-nose:iconbloody-nose: Mar 12, 2005, 2:13:44 AM
eh wat up long time no talk to.
~sepiabee:iconsepiabee: Feb 26, 2005, 8:42:59 AM
Oh, jeez!

: poopinacan:

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~katenyah:iconkatenyah: Jan 24, 2005, 8:55:44 PM
Hello, random deviant. :) I noticed your icon and it made me giggle. I then saw your username and it made me laugh. XD

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~Sunnaiko:iconSunnaiko: Jan 18, 2005, 11:03:51 PM
Not really. :P It's just a random combination of letters. My naming abilities are worse than those of a retarded monkey. :XD:

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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." ~Douglas Adams
~dyslexicmoose:icondyslexicmoose: Jan 18, 2005, 4:30:08 PM
thanks! ^^ yours sounds spiffy, does it mean anything?

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smart :cookie:
~Sunnaiko:iconSunnaiko: Jan 17, 2005, 11:12:01 PM
Omg, I love your screename. XD

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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." ~Douglas Adams
~provokingdeath:iconprovokingdeath: Jan 11, 2005, 11:13:14 PM
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Experiencing Life-Long Technical Difficulties.
~dyslexicmoose:icondyslexicmoose: Jan 11, 2005, 11:10:04 PM
i have already forgotten again...yay for me!

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smart :cookie:
~provokingdeath:iconprovokingdeath: Jan 10, 2005, 10:33:31 PM
blue... i am your stalker as usual must tell you or you shall forget....

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Experiencing Life-Long Technical Difficulties.
~dyslexicmoose:icondyslexicmoose: Jan 9, 2005, 4:35:49 PM
your welcome^^

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smart :cookie:
!SirViper:iconSirViper: Jan 9, 2005, 3:50:27 PM
thank you for the fave. ^_^

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Attitudes are contageous... is yours worth catching?!
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